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Dette er historien om hvordan en pose med sukkerfrie gummibjørner førte til at et fly måtte nødlande. Det var heldigvis ingen dramatikk forbundet med landingen, men omstendighetene var tvert imot ganske morsomme, og veldig, veldig ekle!

ADVARSEL: Denne historien inneholder skildringer av mye gørr, så sarte sjeler er herved advart. Takk til Lucky fra One Mile At a Time, som gjorde oss oppmerksomme på denne historien.

Denne historien ble postet av en bruker på Reddit for et par dager siden, under seksjonen TIFU, som står for Today I Fucked Up.

Vi gjengir historien her:

I’ll cut to the chase by saying that once I got boarded on my flight to Florida I started to get a little hungry. No big deal I thought since I have some sugar less gummy bears to eat. (I know it sounds gross, but I’m hungry/trying to eat healthier). Well once I oppened the 1 pound bag of them immediately the teenager next to me asked if he could have some. I didn’t care because I talked to him once we were borded and he seemed pretty chill plus that bag was one pound and there was no way I was going to do it by myself.

 

We’re going to town on this bag because they aren’t that bad actually. I’m sitting in the window seat and this kid is sitting next to me in the isle seat and across the isle is his little brother ( less than 2 years old if I had to guess) and his mother next to him in the window seat across the plane. The toddler is getting all curious so the the teen next to me begins to tear the bears in little pieces to let him have some. Again I didn’t really care because the whole family was pretty chill.

 

By now all three of us are eating some and the bag is running low. The teen showed no signs of stopping so I just asked if he wanted the rest. He agrees and takes it while I try to get some shut eye. The teen follow suit and asks his mom if she wants to keep tearing the little bears up to feed to the garbage disposal of a toddler. The mom starts snacking on them while simultaneously feeding the toddler some. I didn’t think much of it because I started to actually fall asleep.

 

I woke up with the worst feeling in my stomach not 30 minutes later. I take the small blanket I had off over my face and all three of the family memebers are nowhere to be seen. At this point they could have fallen out of the fuckin plane and I wouldn’t have cared becaue my stomach was feeling like it was hitting the abort button like I was having the mcgurrgles. I get up and make my way to the bathroom at the front of the plane and I spot the teen that was sitting next to me banging on the door actually Fucking crying. I start to put two and two together that it might be the gummy bears since we all are some. Well after banging on the door the mom and toddler finally come out in a rush with the mother looking like she just served in Vietnam. She’s sweating like crazy and starts asking me what the fuck I put in those gummies. I told her straight from up that I had no idea what is going on because I had just bought the bag and didn’t do anything to it.

 

The absolute second I finish my sentence the baby shoots liquid diarrhea out of it’s ass like it was being paid to do it. I can’t handle shit and some of it even got on my forearm so start to puke. Mid projectile vomit the teen comes out sweating bullets and I rush in their. I sit on the toilet and enter orbit when my ass opened. I swear I lifted off the Fucking seat while simultaneously blowing chunks in the piss station to the right of the toilet.

 

Once I’m done throwing up I can hear the complete chaos unfolding outside the door. The toddler is hysterical the mom I’d shouting and the stewardess is trying to calm everyone down. I clean up as much as I could and step out of the bathroom and as soon as I did the most putrid smell hit my nose. I assess the damage done by the hershy squirting baby and it was a lot worse than I thought. Not only did the baby manage to shit out of it’s onesie and onto my forearm, but also all over the seats in the first row. (Thank god no one was sitting there) as I make my way back to my seat not wanting to look the shit covered mother in the face I notice the baby also left a trail of turds all along the isle leading to her seat.

 

I got back to my seat and everyone is looking at me like I opened fire on a bag of newborn puppies. I apologized more than I have ever in my life. And explained that I didn’t know that gummy bears could do that.

 

The plane made an emergency landing and everyone got off the plane because the smell was too much. I went to the airport bathroom to freshen up and once I got back I look at the plane I had just gotten off and they literally had guys in hazmat suits going in with cleaning supplies. I have never been more ashamed in my entire life and I’m literally shaking right now.

 

TLDR: I shared sugar less gummy bears on my plane. Little did I know they are laxatives and me and three others shit like out lives depend on it and create a huge mess.

 

Edit 1: I’ve been talking to police getting this figured out. The mom thought I had put something in them to make us react. I’m telling them the story and how sugar less candy can act as laxatives.

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Dette er ikke første gang sukkerfrie gummibjørner har forårsaket uønskede situasjoner. For en tilsvarende morsom historie kan vi anbefale å lese denne produktanmeldelsen for Haribo sukkerfrie gummibjørner på Amazon.com.

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